Title: Plan Backfires (Because Karma’s a Bitch)
Characters: Jake/Amir
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Filling this prompt.
Word Count: 720
Author’s Notes: I wanted to write. If you haven’t seen Paranormal Activity, I seriously suggest you don’t. You want a real scary movie? Anything by Hitchcock or Romero is amazing. But, if you ( Read more... )

Title: It's You I Can't Deny, [1/-]
Characters: Jake/Amir, Streeter and Dan mentioned.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Oh, if I owned them...
Summary: Shaving is added to the list of things Amir can't accomplish.
Word Count: 693
Author’s Notes: Amir's newly forming scruff is really bothering me. Like, when he's on camera all I can do is stare at it in disdain. ( Read more... )

Title: I Built this Passion on the Chill of Desperation
Pairing: RPS Jake/Amir, mentions of Ricky, Streeter, Sarah, Dan, and Fishel. 
Rating: PG-14? Pfft. I don't know.
Summary: Jake really needs to take some advice  from their fans.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, this is a parallel universe where John Lennon, Elvis, and Jimi Hendrix are still alive. 
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Title: The Concrete Collides
Pairing: Jake/Amir, mentions of Ricky, Pat, and Sarah if you squint.
Rating: NC-17 (Like, no seriously, I don't think most people my age should read this.)
Summary: The good thing about sexual frustration is the way it’s cured.
Disclaimer: Lord, if I owned them you wouldn’t even know about them.
Word Count: 1453
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Title: Odd Numbers
Pairing: Jake/Amir
Rating: G
Summary: Well, mom always did say, ‘Sharing is caring.”
Disclaimer: Let’s be logical here…
Word Count: 736
Author’s Notes: Hey! I’m not dead! I was reading MLIA earlier for giggles, and this came into my head after reading one, that I can’t seem to find on my app to copy and paste it here. Sorry. The gist ( Read more... )

Title: She Loves Everybody
Pairing: Jake/Amir, mentions of Sarah/Pat, Sarah/Dave, and jokingly Sarah/Everyone.
Rating: PG-13, but it’ll get up there swearsies.
Summary: The real question is if he remembers. And if he does, pray to god that you're prepared for that conversation.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, it’d be slavery. And that’s illegal.
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Title: Old Number Seven
Pairing: Jake/Amir, mentions of Pat/Sarah
Rating: Light R, swearing and alcohol.
Summary: The thoughts of the sober are the words of the drunk. Unfortunately, Amir never had a filter in the first place.
Disclaimer: Lies. As far as I know. I’ll still be hopeful, though.
Word Count: 1,540
Author's Notes: I was watching their ( Read more... )

Title: HAX0RS
Pairing: Jake/Amir
Rating: PG
Summary: Curse the ability to myspace stalk people and Amir’s sudden ability to be observant.
Disclaimer: I spun a web of lies; humorous lies, but still fabrication. I make no profit from this.
Word Count: 393
Author's Notes: I don’t even know where this came from, but I thought it was cute for some reason.

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